In my new $62 dollar sport shoe, free Reuters sports bag and a ten time free California Fitness Trial card I head for my second visit to the Bugis Jackie Chan Sport California Fitness Gym. My mind was running thread mill before i reach. Jogging through the things i need to complete. 15 minutes of threadmill, 5 mins cycling, 5 mins gliding,10 mins weighs, 30 mins people watching and my day is up. But it seems more than that.
Stormed into the entrance as if i am a veteran member said hi and shamelessly showed my flimsy ten time free cali firness coupon and let the pretty malay lady put a chop on it. I think she looked at me and decided not to attach a personal trainer to me. Maybe on my forehead she scanned " free loader ". Heck i went up to the gym. Smarter this time i brought my own lock. $0.50 only. I bought at the cheap cheap shop.
In no time i am stumping my way on the threadmill. Eyes are already in full work out looking at tight butts and sweaty nice calfs. God there is many people jogging. I got a machine in front of the channel news asia screen, far cry from my sport channel. Sian. But it is ok ... i told myself. After threadmill i did some gliding machine while over hearing what happened in the mass cycling room. It seems interesting and i think i may want to join the next class.
" Ok , ladies and gentlemen, we are about to start our next cycling session with debbie. Well if you would like a good work out please come in and join me for a refreshing ride. " Sounded through the whole cali fitness.
My heart says go in and chop a bicycle. But then i dunno why i went up to look at people do weighs.
There is another studio on the second floor. Inside there are some people seemingly getting ready for some class. The cat in me walked near the glass panel ( open glass concept studio) and peeped. Before my heart says yes i have stepped in knowing i just wanted to join a class.
The rest had a board lying in front of them. I figured that i need one suddenly. So i frantically ran to the back of the room to get one. Coming back to my space happily with one laying it down nicely, laughing inside myself (am chio) that i look damn professional and veteran. i started stretching and do all the warming up moves to make myself more like one of them. A class of 30 people. 5 guys. Of course i was the only one with new shoes and long hair. I wonder whether they can guess i am not veteran. Suddenly, from the corner of my eyes i saw the board that the girl in front of me. It has TWO black bricks holding the board up. To my horror i knew i was not prepared for the class. Stopping my swinging i pretend to walk normally yet concerned to the back of the class to collect my two bricks to elevate my board. God hope that i acted well.
By this time the instructress came in. She looked like any other. Energetic, nice tight buns, tight fitting gear, blonde hair. Yes it is an ang moh. " Hi I am Betty. Nice to see you guys again. "
" For you information for those who are new, this is a step aerobics class. It is an intermediate class. So for those who are new you can TRY to see if you can manage .. " snort snort i am chio-ed in my heart. How difficult can it be. Just a board. Step up and down. Duh..
" If you find that you can't get the hang you are always welcome to join my beginners class... " Roll eye ball .. can't wait for it to start.
Tumz Tumz Tumz... the music came... Loud and clear techno reverving the whole studio. " Now left heels up, right heel.... " This was the last sentence i can follow for the whole step aerobics class. After 1 minute they are doing things cerebelum cannot follow. The spinning, twisting, up and down. I will consider myself lucky if i can follow what they do two seconds ago.
I tried very hard. I followed the girl in front of me. Can't get the hang of it. I followed the girl beside me, can't get the hang of it also. I tried to follow the instructress it is even harder. But i improvise well i think. Act act a bit. Try to look enthusiastic. Recalling what the towel man told me " Have a refreshing work out ! " I pushed on.
After a while she gave us a rest. I had a sip of water. Some i saw are already sweating like a bull. But there is this girl standing behind me who looks so nice. her body is sooo nice that it gives me inspiration to have a toned body. Tight shorts and nice top. Every girls dream body should be like hers. Anyway it was a short break my mind was focusing on getting the fundamental steps right. Tumz Tumz Tumz it starts again...
" Alright lets do it now ... " shouted Betty. " Come on Up and Up and Hooverang .. " What the hell is Hooverang ??!!@#$" Anyway everyone turned i just turn my body. By the time i recover from my turn they are doing another step already. " Up and up and gallop .. "
By this time i discover that maybe just maybe i am not talented in locomotion coordination. It was dreadfully long waiting for the break. I thought it would end soon and yeah she said " ok now for the finale " by this time i saw many already walking out of the class room. I look at the exit and found many people starring through the glass at us. Like looking at some animals in the zoo. I must have been the joker they are starring at since i am the nearest to the glass door. My motion is the only thing that went out of phase with the rhythm.
So for the so called finale i thought it is the cool down. But i was wrong. The techno volume went thru the roof this time. The real thing has arrived. " Come on, Hooverang , up and up ... down ... three stumps , pump pump pump... " To put it simply , i catch no ball. I looked at the girls north south east and west of me. They are all doing different things. Only then i discovered that they dunno as well. hahaha.. So it is ok .. i consoled myself.
Well 45 mins came to an end. We cooled down finally and gave ourselves a clap. In the veteran manner, i put everything back to where i found it and left the room. Intermediate step aerobics 1101. Thanks and no thanks.
I have 8 more sessions of exploitations. Maybe i will try some combat thing next time. I am SURE i can do combat.